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Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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Today , I was with my grandma waiting in a line . She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone . My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying . The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese , "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said ( well at least we dont have to worry about boys 4 the next two yeres. ) FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, an a few other managers an directors. We startd discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I trid to say "erratic election". I almost succeedd. real FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of mah car. I landed on mah ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to looool see the video on youtube. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today my grlfriend came over to my place looking drop dead gorgeous. However she preferred the idea of sleeping and here I am on my laptop. FML

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