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Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

#6321583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31759) - you deserved it (3679)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731
159 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove three an a half hours to surprise mah long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three an a half hours away trying to surprise me. fat FML

#6153235
182 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , as I stopped at a traffic ligt , I noticed te man in te car next to me break out in laugter. I pulled over later on to see tat someone ad drawn a large penis on te side of my van. I ten spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone ad redrawn it. FML

#6098895
63 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING TO WORK. I SAW A CUTE BOY IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME. TO TRY AND LOOK COOL I PRETENDED I WAS TALKING ON CELL PHONE. I GOT PULLED OVER AND GOT A TICKET FIR USING CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING. FML

#6057828
163 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING TO WORK. I SAW A CUTE BOY IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME. TO TRY AND LOOK COOL I PRETENDED I WAS TALKING ON CELL PHONE. I GOT PULLED OVER AND GOT A TICKET FIR USING CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING. FML

#6057828
163 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was walking in the parkhen I was hit on the shin by a red ball!! I was confused , until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed!! FML

#6005928
63 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today , I learned that if u make fun of a man for walking with looool a cane , you'd better be ready for him to hit u with it. FML

#5912025
233 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML

#5589145
144 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen an saw a note roomate postd. As I got close to read it I was attackd by a very pissd off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." mega FML

#4977727
84 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john an thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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109 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)



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