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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1988 (27 years)
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About Xaune : I will come up with something later. I use the Android app, so if you message me I probably won't see it for days.

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Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 10:24am - misc - by GarageSallin (man) -

Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

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