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Xathanos

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Xathanos

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1603
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Xathanos's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (6264)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (4578)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (3087)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54711) - you deserved it (27485)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

#15526223
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39937) - you deserved it (4088)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47669) - you deserved it (27061)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35107) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States



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