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Yesterday Mah Parents Went Out Of Town And I Was Home All Alone. I Put Up Party Decorations Such As Streamers, Balloons And Confetti. Then, I Drank Out Of Red Cups, Crushed Them Up And Put Them All Over The House. I Didn't Have A Party, I Just Wanted To Convince Mah Family That I'm Not A Loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (17350)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today Mah New Dog Unburied Mah Old Dog And Chewed On His Bones . FML

#19520416
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44521) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (50428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

2DAY WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SHOWER SEX EVER, THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF. MY GIRLFRIEND HAD LEFT THE STOVE TOP ON AN THE ENTIRE KITCHEN HAD CAUGHT ON FIRE. SO INSTEAD OF FINISHING, I FRANTICALLY RAN AROUND NAKED TRYING TO DOUSE THE FLAMES. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (3859)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday I held up mah best friend with a looool lighter shaped like a gun , and jokingly accused him of sleeping with mah wife , only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49361) - you deserved it (5391)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today , I arrived at work , only to fine my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors , an I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss , this makes me the obvious culprit , an now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , ANOTHER OF MY DAD'S BLIND DATES WENT BAD , SO I TOOK HIM OUT 4 A BEER. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO FRESHEN UP , ANDHEN I CAME BACK , TWO GUYS WERE CONGRATULATING MY DAD ON SCORING SUCH A HOT PIECE OF ASS , AND SAID THE SEX MUST BE AWESOME. MY DAD PLAYD ALONG WITH IT. FML

#19472995
165 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today , I introducd mah Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time!! Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English , I was the translator!! The first thing he said to her was , "You r really pretty." I translatd it as "I like other men." Later , they found out!! big fat FML

#19470748
165 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over fir dinner fir the frst time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, grlfriend saw the name ( Melissa ) on phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accusd me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormd out of house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. fat FML

#19459497
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (7818)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask y she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (19249)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on mah bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently mah mom has boundary issues, mah dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing . FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27751) - you deserved it (2573)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)



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