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Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by dfkjhregoiuberiug (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by Sassers (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)
Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I came in to work and found the conference room white boards completely clean. My assistant wiped all the white boards where I spent 10 hours writing schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:51pm - work - by CorpDrone (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by RedLion23 (man) - United Kingdom (London)
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