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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 April 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 427
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About XHerobrineX : 10 things you need to know about me:

10: I'm an engineer.
9: I follow Doc Bastard and his blog.
8: I am a grammar freak and will correct anyone... ANYONE
7: I play X-Box 360 and love Call of Duty and Battlefield and I do not have a preference.
6: If you don't know who Herobrine is.... well....
5: Team AVO are gods, and if you detect them on your server, I recommend giving up and giving them ice cream.
4: I play Skyrim... And love it. I am always a wood elf. Yessir I am that one sneaky guy.
3: I own several sniper rifles and I do not miss. Also, due to rising costs of ammunition, do not expect a warning shot.
2: I also browse iFunny and several quotes that I find there I will list here, if they are worthy
1: I never finish anythi

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