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XCaliber
  • Town/Country : Clear Lake, Iowa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 281
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About XCaliber : I grew up in Clear Lake Iowa almost my whole life. It is really boring here, and you have no way to get famous, cause no one really knows about Clear Lake Iowa unless they are big fans of that Buddy Holly guy who died here. Anyway, I graduated from Clear Lake High School, and have been a pro wrestler for 4 years

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373011) - you deserved it (413081)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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