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  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (4768)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (4006)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23991) - you deserved it (37848)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10225) - you deserved it (46970)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31702) - you deserved it (5743)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (7674)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41937) - you deserved it (4754)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States



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