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Wumboheshewe
  • Town/Country : Glendale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 March 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33960) - you deserved it (3372)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (4506)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (4506)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada



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