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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6138
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About WtfLoser : k, the names samantha,
favorite colors: orange&green < 3
my favorite shampoo has to do with cucumber. :D cucumber & melon ? cucumber & green tea? i forget. ):
i can't sleep without socks, find me weird, idc, i just cant. ;P
uum, what else (:
OHOH, i love icecream, any kind, any time < 3
i love guys who arent just after pussy :) lol.
am i the only one who can have 10 popsicles a day & still not feel sick?
oh & last thing. promise. if you wna talk to me, you gotta make convo, cus im not good at making convo :) k ? k. (L)

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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