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About WritingUtensil : I am not a fast paced person, I like to sit down, talk, and remember good times.
I LOVE Lord of the Rings and Anime. I haven't watch many though; I'm picky but I have read Many Mangas and would absolutely Love any suggestions.
I like to make friends so come by and say Hi. :)
Sorry if I'm slow at replying.
Well then, Friends
Take my hand and
We shall Act in the name of Vengence.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML
Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML
Friday 3 July 2015