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Wozuh
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, CA, Bob Saget, Bob Saget, Bob Saget, Bob Saget, Bob Saget
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32925) - you deserved it (5850)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (2452)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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