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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 602
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Wozuh's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38622) - you deserved it (6556)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (2833)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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