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Wortman
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wortman : I am the one person you call on when you need a shoulder to cry on because you have a "FML" kinda life.

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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33305) - you deserved it (3649)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (16570) - you deserved it (9445)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (3655) - you deserved it (22456)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (10311) - you deserved it (1077)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060 (450)

I agree, your life sucks (52924) - you deserved it (6507)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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