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by kaynotentirelywrong / 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by lawman / 08/15/2013 at 9:34am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Work
by YayItsYasmine / 08/14/2013 at 12:48pm / Austria (Karnten) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML
by Sam / 07/15/2013 at 1:14am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
by thatsfine / 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by WOW / 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
by ouch / 07/12/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by vet1 / 07/11/2013 at 11:18am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
by fuck the man-dominated construction business / 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, I was upset and having trouble sleeping so I decided to call my boyfriend of 2 years to ask… Today, after 5 months of completely no contact, my first boyfriend/love/the person I'd had sex with… Today, like the last 2 weeks, my wife is in agonizing sciatica pain brought on by physical therapy…