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Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
by notgettinsome / 11/10/2013 at 1:15am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
by tramp / 11/10/2013 at 12:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lax52389 / 11/09/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by f / 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by notsogood / 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
by English_Nut117 / 10/30/2013 at 3:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
by CandyCrushAddict / 09/21/2013 at 11:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
by thanks mom ¬_¬ / 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
by insomniac x2 / 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm / Mexico (Nuevo Leon) / Miscellaneous