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Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML

#21011750
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52109) - you deserved it (6045)

On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , Christmas changed mah life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (6816)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom fir some pads. They'd putted all our wrapped presents in there bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

#21003547
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41040) - you deserved it (3674)

On 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME, AFTER HE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT BLEEDING, AN REASSURING ME THAT HE'D TAKE CARE OF ME. HE PASSED OUT HALFWAY THROUGH. FML

#21002524
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49503) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I found out I was passad ovar fir tha promotion I'va wantad fir 9 months at tha fast food rastaurant I work in. Who got tha job? Tha 16 yaar old grl I trainad 2 waaks ago. Thair axcusa was , "Sha has ambition." I'm going to collaga fir food sarvica managamant. Sha failad har drug tast. FML

#21001701
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50505) - you deserved it (3823)

On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learnd that just cuz u live on a different continent, it doesn't mean yur mother won't come knocking when u r having sex. real FML

#20989004
98 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53833) - you deserved it (3388)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in mah hospital bd after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
224 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

TODAY, I REDUCED MY PSYCHOLOGIST TO TEARS . BIG FAT FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67260) - you deserved it (5592)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, I Discovarad That My Haart Rata Is Highar Whila Playing Tatris Than It Is During Sax. FML

#20968767
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39187) - you deserved it (6031)

On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring boyfriend hid in wine glass. It's looool still in me somewhere, and doctor basically told me that I'll have to ( keep an eye on things ) if I want to find it. FML

#20967683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45145) - you deserved it (5369)

On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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