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by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm / Ireland (Kilkenny) / Intimacy
by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals
by ShutUp007 / 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by boo / 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was supposed to go in for a polygraph test as part of the hiring process to be a cop, but I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. Finally two hours before the exam, I fell into a deep sleep, so deep that I slept through all my alarms. Worst part: I couldn't lie about sleeping in. FML
by Pixel / 11/10/2014 at 4:10am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
by Drizztreri / 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
by Crashed / 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
by erjazo / 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's… Today, while working the slides at the water park I work at, I had a man scream at me because I was… Today, I woke up ready to face the world. That was until I looked down and saw my thighs covered in…