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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60727) - you deserved it (7446)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (11899)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27665) - you deserved it (9705)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

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