Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WordSmyth :

WordSmyth's page activity

Visits<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 5:45pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:07pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:03pm<b>dubb420</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 3:58am<b>bassguitar98</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 12:38pm<b>Googolman</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 5:13pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 6:20pm<b>RS123</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 5:14pm<b>theITguy</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 1:49pm<b>mzpwns</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 12:40am<b>Falzou</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 3:30pm<b>CloudBustah</b> - the 11/07/2013 at 10:10pm<b>tigerfish</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 7:29pm<b>hghrider123456</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 12:48am<b>rich443</b> - the 07/14/2013 at 12:40pm<b>gaysunshine</b> - the 05/19/2013 at 11:22am<b>Toasty283</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 6:17pm<b>Graylu</b> - the 04/25/2012 at 9:29pm

WordSmyth's FML badges


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

WordSmyth's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62047) - you deserved it (7587)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40376) - you deserved it (12546)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30757) - you deserved it (10170)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15099) - you deserved it (48736)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: