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Wolpy
  • Town/Country : Israel
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 382
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they are too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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