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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML
I agree, your life sucks (9606) - you deserved it (9649)
On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (3501)
On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (3501)
On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4545) - you deserved it (46829)
On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4545) - you deserved it (46829)
On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10863) - you deserved it (5071)
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41378) - you deserved it (26792)
On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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