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Today, I was walking troug te mall wit ma boyfriend of a year and a alf. Tere was sign outside of te jewelry store tat said, "Engagement Rings-No interest fir 12 monts." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replid, "Tat's rigt...NO INTEREST." big fat FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking troug te mall wit ma boyfriend of a year and a alf. Tere was sign outside of te jewelry store tat said, "Engagement Rings-No interest fir 12 monts." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replid, "Tat's rigt...NO INTEREST." big fat FML

#151605
107 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking troug te mall wit ma boyfriend of a year and a alf. Tere was sign outside of te jewelry store tat said, "Engagement Rings-No interest fir 12 monts." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replid, "Tat's rigt...NO INTEREST." big fat FML

#151605
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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashd him. When he cummd around to me he stoppd and said "I will give u these beads NOT to flash me." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to fine that mah dog was missing!! I spent about an looool hour searching for himhen mah psycho ex-girlfriend textd me his photo!! She'd kidnappd him!! After driving over there, she shot paintball at mah car!! Now I have no dog an a colorful car!! FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I stopped at a lemonade stand on mah way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice... an her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket... looked up with huge brown eyes an just said ( Thank you. ) mega FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

#121869
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I decided to brush up looool on my flrting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said "You should know already".

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On 02/24/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Timeless (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was giving boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye!! Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of mouth!! Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot an had lemon juice shoot right into eye!! FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport . When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics . Send more ;]" FML

#77291
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excitd because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emaild the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realizd how that soundd. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)



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