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Today, someone stole iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, an located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone stole iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, an located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (1638)

On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found mah sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of mah ex-boyfriends. And mah fiancé. We're getting marrid in three weeks. FML

#20162804
74 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found a woundd turkey in our backyard . I brought it inside, puttd it in a cage, and tendd to its wounds . I then left . When I got back home, I smelld the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking . She had prepard a turkey, the one I'd rescud . FML

#20162095
112 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

2day mah English professor accused me of plagiarizing a poem I submitted, because she'd read it online earlier that day. The poem was mine; I posted it after writing it fir her class, and even after logging into the site to prove it, she reported me to the school. fat FML

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggestd a game where we puttd our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation did out, and fereful of having an awkward silence, I checkd my phone. FML

#20160706
137 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

on mah way to school, I was shoutd at by an obnoxious businassman 4 sitting down on tha trainhan a "full fara paying passangar" was standing. I would normally hava givan him tha saat straight away, axcapt I hava a brokan lag. I showd him mah lag and crutchas. Ha still mada ma gat up. FML

#20159990
193 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:50am - health - by myleghurts (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I was visiting family in Oregon . I did not know it was illegal to pump yur own gas; the cops were involved . fat FML

#20159952
187 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint , but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. fat FML

#20158993
165 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by youfuckingslut (man) - United States

Today, I watchd my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come ere Mollie" at his back door . I then saw my own cat run into his house . I now knowhy my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie . I guess I'm being cheatd on . FML

#20158567
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

my looool husband cummed home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly fir him, he's married to me. real FML

#20157197
137 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 5:15am - love - by Helen - United States (Arkansas)



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