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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (381282) - you deserved it (43707)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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