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Wjanzen32

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Wjanzen32

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wjanzen32 : I've been told to fill the description so people could creep easier, sooo... Now a quarter of a century old, work at a mental institution for all types, from people in rehab, elderly persons with dementia to "not criminally responsible" murderers. I now work with the Canadian Canola Growers Association full time and work with the institution on weekends, just to keep things interesting :) . I am allergic to fruits, vegetables and gluten. My favorite food is sushi, and I like all types of music... Mostly. My hobby is reading... Anything, news, fmls, jokes, books, you name it. I will be joining an ultimate Frisbee team this year, we'll see how that goes lol, I am terrible at sports. I have a dog who is a pitbull, and is very vicious. If you get too close she will lick you to death. And probably squish you by sitting on your lap.

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Liked!<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 4:20am

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Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (34756) - you deserved it (7471)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52105) - you deserved it (3116)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54801) - you deserved it (4578)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)



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