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Wizboy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1107
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm ( so fuckin ugly ) that I make the rest of them look ( ten times better ) in comparison. big fat FML

#20464662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (3841)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today.. . I told my mom wa gat Monday off dua to Martin Luthar King Jr . day . Sha than insistd that I had to looool go to school bacausa that is "only 4 black paopla." FML

#20461178
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36695) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, an got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time thier around, my boyfriend always looks stoned an constipated, an his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (7373)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walkd into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, coverd in ketchup. She laughedhen I began to scream. FML

#20460540
135 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today Both My Brother An Sister Missd My Wedding. She Was Playing In A Call Of Duty Tournament An He Got So High That He Forgot About The Wedding Completely. He Was My Best Man.

#20458912
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46701) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML

#20437796
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, somaona postad photos from a party I was at. On aach photo I'm posing in with a grl, mah hand looool is not touching har, but is hovaring ovar har lika soma craapy wardo losar. My Facabook nicknama is now of coursa "Hovar Hand." FML

#20171594
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7665) - you deserved it (19937)

On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (3191)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (1692)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me fir a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room fir an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store fir the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (2164)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

2day a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to expres some solidarity, I went to send her a tereful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. real FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17584) - you deserved it (27205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France



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