About Wizardroxx : Before you call me a boy, IM A GIRL. My display picture is a kid that has died recently.
RIP Sammy. November 1, 2010.
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Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot, and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized is stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment shivering. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Bellucy27 - United States
Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)
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