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Winter247
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 August 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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