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Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

#20453308
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (4910)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

#20450098
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7546) - you deserved it (43802)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML

#20435361
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26483) - you deserved it (1909)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (3420)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

#14211022
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32353) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)



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