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WillyWonka1234
  • Town/Country : Alabama, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12386) - you deserved it (44366)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45239) - you deserved it (14537)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30034) - you deserved it (3671)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (57170)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in my back yard and I saw my neighbours daughter choking on something. I ran over and gave her the heimlich maneuver. It turns out her friend was recording her while she was doing her drama project for school. I broke two of her ribs. FML

#2352313
211 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by Bob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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