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Will09

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 61317
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Will09 : I dont no

Will09's page activity

Visits<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:32pm<b>nberg34</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 2:21am<b>robgraves</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:22am<b>smsbdell</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:49pm<b>AlexRice</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 1:37am<b>epicfail78</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 1:20am<b>kirpag</b> - the 09/02/2013 at 6:18pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:09pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:03am<b>Paulcrozier</b> - the 07/27/2009 at 8:56pm<b>danzi5</b> - the 06/24/2009 at 11:03am<b>mari0958</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 9:07pm<b>niagara001001001</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 4:36pm<b>epic_name</b> - the 06/14/2009 at 1:07am<b>lizarddx0x0</b> - the 06/12/2009 at 10:55pm<b>jpi13</b> - the 06/12/2009 at 1:24am<b>roflstephh</b> - the 06/11/2009 at 9:05pm<b>WateryAsh</b> - the 06/11/2009 at 7:46am

Fucked!<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 10:32pm

Will09's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Will09's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

by alsayslegit / 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

by OrlandoZ6 / 05/25/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

by nadette / 05/25/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

by EMT_Koulianos / 05/25/2009 at 11:14am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2009 at 10:55am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

by AquaRevolver / 05/25/2009 at 6:35am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

by ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass / 05/25/2009 at 4:54am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

by jackelking / 05/25/2009 at 4:33am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

by hahahah111 / 05/25/2009 at 3:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

by downer / 05/25/2009 at 1:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

by boardman / 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

by boardman / 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

by boardman / 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

by boardman / 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

by boardman / 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation