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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55369
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Will09 : I dont no

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Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

#547480
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11288) - you deserved it (80976)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML

#546076
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8459) - you deserved it (93105)

On 03/23/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by mbrooke (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117037) - you deserved it (21601)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

#540189
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77747) - you deserved it (4176)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Lily (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst F*ing solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

#539195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13631) - you deserved it (79914)

On 03/22/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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