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Wilko343
  • Town/Country : Assen, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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