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About WildWiteWookie : hey. thanks for checking out my info. now go away.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Friday 28 August 2015