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WildWiteWookie
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54518) - you deserved it (8925)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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