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Whydoyouask
  • Town/Country : Wheaton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 587
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22227) - you deserved it (2114)

On 03/03/2010 at 10:09am - health - by icegirl (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (1191) - you deserved it (165)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version

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Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

#7256679 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/10/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

#7256153 (398)

I agree, your life sucks (7361) - you deserved it (34916)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (5843) - you deserved it (13572)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, after having sex several times, my romantic boyfriend went down on me. He took one lick before exclaiming "ugh! gross! ew! oh that tastes disgusting!" FML

#7111701 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (15181) - you deserved it (4202)

On 01/02/2010 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by noblow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

#6966351 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (20178) - you deserved it (1577)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

#6635616 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (15807) - you deserved it (6493)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (52118) - you deserved it (11878)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

#3646272 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (50585) - you deserved it (2799)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

#3483555 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (37288) - you deserved it (15188)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by twintowers (woman) - United States