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Why_me_why_now
  • Town/Country : Fargo, North Dakota
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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