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  • Town/Country : The Netherlands
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Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31402) - you deserved it (3340)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while sledding with my daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to. She was worried she'd crash, so I went first to show her how it's done. I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree. My wife has it on video. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by Fluffydemise - United States

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Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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157 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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