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WhyMe9516's favorite FMLs
by tryingtostealmyheart / 12/19/2015 at 2:12am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by notautistic / 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 11:52am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/24/2014 at 9:58am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
by hahaohyeahwow / 09/24/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML
by disconnected / 09/23/2014 at 4:19pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Work
by danceinconverse / 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 8:00am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Serire / 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
by FMyBrain / 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Health
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm / Australia / Love
by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to… Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job… Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched…