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Whiplash169

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2601
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Whiplash169's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (6472)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (2461)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)



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