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Whiplash169
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42096) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)



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