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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2860
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37495) - you deserved it (2714)

On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (40796)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52337) - you deserved it (5283)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14576) - you deserved it (71820)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63448) - you deserved it (4800)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (5218)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML


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On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76404) - you deserved it (8588)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!". I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I don't think I'm fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60796) - you deserved it (7927)

On 04/26/2009 at 5:47am - misc - by TheRawrza (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said 'Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones.' FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by aphre - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (50794) - you deserved it (39582)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15903) - you deserved it (71009)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

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