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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1432
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Whiplash169's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4056)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

#8726872
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13551) - you deserved it (16848)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

#8557043
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (2609)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

#7946481
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (2978)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (7752)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37641) - you deserved it (5227)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (13563)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

#6116974
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (4371)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

#6072093
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38699) - you deserved it (4599)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37667) - you deserved it (22488)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44881) - you deserved it (2998)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (7232)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom



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