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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1769
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45015) - you deserved it (17731)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66883) - you deserved it (14061)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46199) - you deserved it (15429)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33022) - you deserved it (3350)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML


I agree, your life sucks (11600) - you deserved it (30418)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40813) - you deserved it (26854) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (9768)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (17855)

On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (4864)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (3163)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74756) - you deserved it (4199)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29946) - you deserved it (5974)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13525) - you deserved it (34218)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28115) - you deserved it (6958)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25114) - you deserved it (49191)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

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