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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Whiplash169's favorite FMLs
by doomed / 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
by bbedlock / 04/16/2011 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
by assumed / 03/01/2011 at 11:47am / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 5:04am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Today / 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by wearingshorts / 08/28/2010 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
by carwife / 08/21/2010 at 12:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy