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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Whiplash169's favorite FMLs
by doomed / 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
by bbedlock / 04/16/2011 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
by assumed / 03/01/2011 at 11:47am / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 5:04am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Today / 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by wearingshorts / 08/28/2010 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
by carwife / 08/21/2010 at 12:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…