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Whiplash169

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2602
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Whiplash169's favorite FMLs

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46611) - you deserved it (18109)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
785 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67166) - you deserved it (14128)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48691) - you deserved it (16003)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33224) - you deserved it (3360)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML

#14654282
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12430) - you deserved it (31616)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42735) - you deserved it (27647) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (9916)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

#14307900
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31394) - you deserved it (18870)

On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (5048)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

#13927499
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30224) - you deserved it (3355)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75693) - you deserved it (4246)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32263) - you deserved it (6236)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14940) - you deserved it (36580)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

#12655569
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (6978)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (49349)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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