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Whiplash169

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1546
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Whiplash169 : Nothing remotely interesting...

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Whiplash169's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28460) - you deserved it (3226)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55063) - you deserved it (7107)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42157) - you deserved it (12368)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47045) - you deserved it (6386)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23107) - you deserved it (35878)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32862) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

#16867532
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (46537)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44461) - you deserved it (9944)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38811) - you deserved it (15607)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

#16860122
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29621) - you deserved it (4857)

On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

#16858982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39666) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39726) - you deserved it (5971)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (5001)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40052) - you deserved it (11779)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

#15866600
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (2118)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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