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by Nice 2 inch / 06/27/2011 at 8:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by animallover / 06/26/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by smoothmove / 06/26/2011 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by loser / 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Money
by doomed / 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me,… Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me… Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on…