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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2271
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TVhen she smiled and murmured, "You smell lyk mah dad."

#20688959
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39449) - you deserved it (4537)

On 05/27/2013 at 8:39am - misc - by docwinters (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50887) - you deserved it (23608)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music . The music stopped and I assumed mah iPod's battery had run out . Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving mah earphones in . I didn't feel a thing . FML

#20688903
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48297) - you deserved it (10421)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:16am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, I invited boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of friends 4 the frst time. I had been raving about him 4 weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

#20688373
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48722) - you deserved it (10421)

On 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm - love - by JJLight (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

#20688045
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45229) - you deserved it (7685)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my grlfriend decidd to wake me up from a nap by kissing me!! I startd kissing her back passionately, when she slappd me!! Apparently, kissing her back automatically without ( confrming her identity ) count as cheating!! FML

#20688020
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60328) - you deserved it (4088)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I CHANGED TEACHER'S POWERPOINT PICTURE TO ME MAKING A FUNNY FACE . HE SAW IT AND CHANGED IT TO A PICTURE OF HIM, WITH A MIDDLE FINGER . FML

#20686826
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18047) - you deserved it (45962)

On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today , one of mah boyfriend's friends commented on how small mah boobs are. My boyfriend defended me , saying it was only because I was wereing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

#20686053
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50281) - you deserved it (4440)

On 05/25/2013 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, boss calld ma into his offica. Aftar yalling and firing ma, his assistant comas in talling him ha had mistakan ma 4 somaona alsa. Ha did not giva ma job back, as ha claimd it would maka an awkward work anvironmant. FML

#20635835
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49443) - you deserved it (2297)

On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

#20494543
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (3276)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (3247)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter asked y there looool was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31476) - you deserved it (6990)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I Realizd That My Wife Is Such A Bitch Normally, She's Actually Nicer When She Is On Her Period . FML

#17035825
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33856) - you deserved it (7361)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet!! FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68494) - you deserved it (7154)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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