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Whatapuffchild
  • Town/Country : Seoul, South Korea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Whatapuffchild : Oh gosh Im not good with saying hi. So if you wanna be weird with me just chat me up. Oh gosh this is awks. Um um um bye

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Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML

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On 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by exasperated (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML



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