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Weijun
  • Town/Country : Shanghai, China
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 January 1978 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (3192)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7789) - you deserved it (25194)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as a walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

#6472214 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (21600) - you deserved it (5956)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13028) - you deserved it (21606)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11217) - you deserved it (47172)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)



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