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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11431) - you deserved it (39272)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)



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