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Webslinger66's favorite FMLs
Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML
by wtf / 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Terri-Lynn / 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals
by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by PixieWrists / 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health
by lovefortoday / 03/13/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML
by Rissa Warrington / 03/09/2012 at 3:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by shea234 / 02/20/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gabi / 02/20/2012 at 9:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML
by vixiecat / 02/15/2012 at 2:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by SpLo0gIeR / 02/13/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
- Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck… Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while,… Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She…
- Today, my brother and his girlfriend decided to tell my family that they got engaged and my entire… Today, I woke up to my mom pounding at our front door at 7 in the morning. I thought this was weird… Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding…