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Webbie
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 January 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met a close friend of my husband for the first time. She told me it was amazing that I agreed to be in an open marriage and asked if sex was weird knowing he'd slept with other women. No, the sex wasn't weird, because we're not in an open marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17577) - you deserved it (1191)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36494) - you deserved it (4697)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51134) - you deserved it (4225)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States