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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WeaverSka : 20, Guitarist, Singer, Drummer, Artist.
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Punk, Grunge, Japan, Sweden, Motorbikes, Converse, Sons Of Anarchy, Futurama, Black Books.
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Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35064) - you deserved it (8151)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29727) - you deserved it (9976) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

#18092758
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (5073)

On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16919) - you deserved it (46062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37754) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (5635)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30189) - you deserved it (2180)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20728) - you deserved it (3081)

On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46519) - you deserved it (3582)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35351) - you deserved it (11713)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (2172)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40613) - you deserved it (4900)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43530) - you deserved it (3650)

On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML



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