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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37562) - you deserved it (3898)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13555) - you deserved it (34283)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28051) - you deserved it (8587)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20172) - you deserved it (3771)

On 12/12/2009 at 2:28am - intimacy - by Laura_2118 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19047) - you deserved it (5609)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Shower? - Sent from mobile version



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