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Today, at mah school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 fir Haiti . They r doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money . FML

#7603599
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorn with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walkd up to me read mah shirt then punchd looool me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse!! FML

#6975608
71 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, Mah Friend An I Got Really Drunk At The Holiday Staff Party. When I Went To Work Afterwards, Everyone Gave Me The Death Stare. Apparently, I Got So Drunk That I Flashed Mah Boss' 13 Year Old Son. Mega FML

#6724461
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On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate . We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family . Returning 2 hours later, we cummed back to fine our living room to be occupied . Not with people . The tree had been filled with baby spiders, an they were all over the living room . FML

#6609748
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On 12/05/2009 at 12:15am - animals - by Worsttreeever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went into mah room an found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to mah sister, ( Good one, Ellen! ) I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in mah hands an bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

#6605236
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On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ad six friends round for pizza. Wen I went to answer te door to te delivery, my friends turned off te ligts and pretended tey weren't tereen I souted for elp carrying all te food. Not only does te cute delivery guy tink I'm greedy, but also tat I ave imaginary friends. FML

#6464238
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On 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by has-evil-friends (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into mah car. FML

#6463128
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On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I lerend that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives looool into and breaks the monitor. FML

#6458973
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On 11/26/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by MouseChaser (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday, my friend calld me freaking out cuz of an online pregnancy test. She was scard cuz she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

#6416233
130 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Wore My Cool New Shirt With An Oriental Character On It To Class. The Chinese TA Burst Into Laughter And Told Me The Shirt Read, "I Am A Sad, Pathetic Person." FML

#6301645
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday I Woke Up To Fine That I Left Headlights On Last Night. I Found Out By The Headlights Of Car Smashed And A Post-it Note On Windshield Saying ( You Accidentally Left Yur Headlights On... I Took Care Of That 4 You ). FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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