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Today, at mah school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 fir Haiti . They r doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money . FML
Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
Today, Mah Friend An I Got Really Drunk At The Holiday Staff Party. When I Went To Work Afterwards, Everyone Gave Me The Death Stare. Apparently, I Got So Drunk That I Flashed Mah Boss' 13 Year Old Son. Mega FML
Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate . We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family . Returning 2 hours later, we cummed back to fine our living room to be occupied . Not with people . The tree had been filled with baby spiders, an they were all over the living room . FML
Today, I went into mah room an found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to mah sister, ( Good one, Ellen! ) I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in mah hands an bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I ad six friends round for pizza. Wen I went to answer te door to te delivery, my friends turned off te ligts and pretended tey weren't tereen I souted for elp carrying all te food. Not only does te cute delivery guy tink I'm greedy, but also tat I ave imaginary friends. FML
Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML
Yesterday, my friend calld me freaking out cuz of an online pregnancy test. She was scard cuz she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML
Yesterday I Woke Up To Fine That I Left Headlights On Last Night. I Found Out By The Headlights Of Car Smashed And A Post-it Note On Windshield Saying ( You Accidentally Left Yur Headlights On... I Took Care Of That 4 You ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015